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Come out to the Amarillo Humane Society and Meet George (left) and Ringo (right)! They are 10 week old Chow/German Shepard mix puppies and need a home fast. $55 each covers the neuter, shots and micro chip. They can go home TODAY! Head out to the Amarillo Humane Society at 3501 S. Osage or call 806-373-1716 for more info.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."