Meet Oreo! Available for adoption at The Amarillo Panhandle Humane Society! 373-1716. He's a Hope For Hound Dog so His Adoption Fee is Only $50!! Approx. 3 year old Catahoula. Sits, walks on a leash, knows stay, likes car rides. You'll Love Oreo! He Can go home with you TODAY!
*** Oreo's Adoption Fee Has Been Paid For By A couple Of Generous Donors!!! He's FREE!!!
A couple were teeing off on a fancy golf course. The husband shanked his ball terribly. His ball shattered the window of a mansion on the side of the fairway. The two rang the doorbell in order to inform the mansion's owner of the damage. A man answered the door. Before the couple could inform the man of the damage, the man declared, "Thank goodness your golf ball freed me of my bottle." "Excuse me?" answered the husband. The man informed them that he was in fact a genie and the golf ball had freed him from his bottle prison of 2,000 yrs. and in an return he would grant them 3 wishes. The husband thought for a moment then blurted out, "I want $100 million dollars!!!" The genie replied, "Done! It will be in your bank account in the morning. And?" The husband said, "I...I also want a mansion on each continent!" The genie replied, "Done! The deeds will be in your mail box in the morning. And?" The husband thought for a moment..."I want to be a famous rock star!" The genie replied, "Done! Your face will be on the cover of the Rolling Stone and every other major magazine in the morning. Then the genie thought for a moment and asked the man, "Hey, I just granted you three wishes and I have been stuck in that bottle for 2,000 yrs....Is there any chance I could spend a little quality time with your wife?" The man reluctantly said, "Well, you did grant me the three wishes...ok." So, the genie and the wife went upstairs. After they had had their fun, the genie turned to the woman and asked, "By the way, how old is your husband?" She replied, "Well, he is 30." He said, "And he still believes in genies?"