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10/30/2014

I met a man named Bill the other day, and after introductions, he said, "I am glad to finally meet you.  Now I officially know everybody on the the planet."

"What?" I asked, "There is no way you can possibly know everyone on the Earth."

"It's true," he said, "You are the last one, and now I know everyone."
 
I decided to test his statement, so I grabbed a phone book, flipped to a random page and picked out a number.  
 
"Jason Smith, Do you know Jason?"
 
Bill nodded, so I called the number.
 
Jason answered on the second ring, and I asked him, "I just met a man  who claims to know you.  Do you know Bill?"
 
Jason said, "Oh Bill.  Yeah, I met him a few years ago.  He's a great guy."
 
A little bit later, I test Bill again.  "How about James Earl Jones?  Do you know him?"
 
"Sure, I know Jim. Let me give him a call."
 
Bill pulls out his cell phone and searches through his contacts.  It takes a little while.
 
"Hey Jim, how are you?  Do you mind saying hello to my new friend?"
 
Bill handed me the phone.  "Hello, my name is James Earl Jones.  Who am I speaking with?"
 
I instantly recognized the voice of Darth Vader and Mufasa and was dumbstruck.  
 
A little bit later, I decided to test Bill one more time.  "How about the Pope.  Do you know Pope Francis?"
 
"Yeah, Frankie and I go way back.  Do you want to meet him?"
 
"Yeah!" I say, and we book a flight to Rome.  
 
I lost sight of Bill when we got to the Vatican, and I was beginning to think he abandoned me when I stumbled into a square filled with tens of thousands of people.  A balcony door over the square opened up, and the crowd roared as two men stepped out.  Sure enough, Bill was standing shoulder to shoulder with the Pope.
 
"I can't believe it," I said out loud.
 
A guy standing next to me said, "I know, pretty cool huh?  But who is that guy standing next to Bill?"

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