But Davey is one of the sweetest hound dogs we've met! Davey is a 3 year old Coon Hound mix and would love to find his new homewith you! His adoption fee includes microchip, neuter, and shots. You can meet Davey at the Amarillo Humane Society. Tell 'em The Eagle sent you and the adoption fee is only $50! Go see Troy at 3501 S. Osage or call 806-373-1716 for more info.
A man and his pet spider walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my spider." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the spider falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a spider."