Restaurant Adds Cereal-Inspired Pancakes To Menu!
Well, this has gotta be the limit. A national “Pancake Chain” is offering pancakes and milkshakes loaded with cereals like Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Crunch Berries. Oh, and if that’s not enough to satisfy your sweet tooth, they’ll add cream cheese icing, colorful whipped cream, and a thing called “blue vanilla sparkle sauce”.
If I put the cereal, pancakes and milkshake all together, can I call it a “breakfast smoothie”?
Not that the fast food industry has ever REALLY had our health in mind when planning their menus. But this is just plain crazy! You’d have to spend the remaining 15 hours of your day on a treadmill to balance out the calories you consume at breakfast.
Of course, this all a matter of Personal Responsibility. I’m not suggesting that these “restaurants” refrain from serving up this “food”. But…c’mon! A donut with a piece of fried chicken in the middle? Pancakes with crunch berries and cream cheese icing? It’s like they’re not even TRYING anymore.
If I ate this stuff regularly, I wouldn’t be able to “HOP” anywhere!